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Chris Rock’s Excuses Women Give Not to Have Sex With You June 30, 2007

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Find A Way June 29, 2007

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This song is my personal theme song for dating in NYC. If you don’t know A Tribe Called Quest (which would be sad), watch the video to “Find a Way” and listen to the inspirational dating lyrics.

Martin Lawrence: Men Are Crazy Deranged Motherfuckas! June 28, 2007

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A little long, but man…ML is funny!

And….we’ve all been there!

Chris Rock’s “I Think I Love My Wife” June 26, 2007

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Upcoming movie from a dating/relationships expert, comedian, and icon.

From Chris Rock himself…

Reader Comment: Why Do Some Men Date Broke Ass Women? June 26, 2007

Posted by The Love Doctor in Dating, More Money More Problems, Reader Comments, Relationships, The Love Equation.
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In response to my old post Why Do Some Women Date Broke Ass Dudes?, a commenter just left this interesting reaction from a guys perspective.

Interesting points…..

Hold up what about men that hate broke women?
Let’s look at this all the way around. We men hate broke women just as much if not more than you hate broke men. Plus many women think that it’s a man’s job to “save” a woman from her financial distress when she is 99% of the time responsible for her own problems (bad credit etc.). Men, no hold up I stand corrected, “Good men” have bills on our own for example a car note for a car that you want to ride in, drive, or have the door opened up for you to sit, we have a mortgage, that’s right mortgage not rent, we have to keep ourselve’s groomed , hair cut manicures, bearded and trimmed, you don’t hear us telling our home boys “my woman got my hair cut”. See I don’t know why women want the men in their lives to do things for them that they should do for themselves. That’s right ladies, get your own weave done, get your own nails done, get your own eyebrows waxed, and get your own feet done. Is that not what you expect us to do for ourselves?

Oh another thing, just because you are minus a “magic stick” doesn’t make you handicapped and you need a man to take care of you. Get your own stuff together and put together with a man that already has his stuff together and stop looking for handouts just because you’re a woman. “Because you’re a woman and he’s your man”,That’s no excuse. Ladies need to understand one thing for sure one of the ways a woman can come in and steal your man is when she’s independant and can do for herself, that’s less work for him, that’s less noise he has to hear about his lady needing money or how broke she is. Over all ladies, if you can’t fiinacially afford a man, then don’t get one. Men want to be taken cared of too just as much as you do.

I’m Tired of Thinking About Relationships…Let’s Get Married June 25, 2007

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John Cussack in High Fidelity becomes the dating Zen Master and explains it all.

Oprah’s Funny Breakup Stories June 24, 2007

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Virginity June 21, 2007

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The Rebound Guy: The Discovery June 20, 2007

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One of my favorite relationship/dating movies is High Fidelity.

The book almost made me fall out of my bed laughing.

The movie is not on the same level, but still pretty funny. Of course, Cussack is also always good.

As a follow up to High Fidelity: The Rebound Guy, here’s The Rebound Guy: The Discovery as portrayed in High Fidelity.

Many of us have lived the moment…and looking back…..well…it’s really just funny as hell.

As Chris Rock says…and I paraphrase… “you know the next guy your girlfriend will date..you’ve invited him into your house…maybe even shared a meal….and he will betray you.”

Lol…..

Just About the Funniest Thing I Have Ever Read June 19, 2007

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This amazing masterpiece is from the Best of Craigslist.

Wow…..hilarious.

NO SEX TONIGHT!

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.”

I said “WHAT??!! What was that?!”

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear…”You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.” She responded to my puzzled look by saying, “Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in
the bedroom?”

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits. She couldn’t decide which one to take so I told her we’d just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We
went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you…she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn’t even know how to play
tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, “That’s fine, honey.”

She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, “I think this is all dear, let’s go to the cashier.”

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, “No honey, I don’t feel like it.”

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?”

I then said “honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You’re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.” And just when she had this look like she
was going to kill me, I added, “Why can’t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?”

Apparently I’m not having sex tonight either (link)