Metrocards & Condoms

Here’s a great seven step program to get your ex-girlfriend back.

I think this is pretty spot on my own advice minus step 6.

I would go easy on the 6 or not do it at all.

If you do steps 1-5 + 7 the right way, they’ll want you back anyways and you won’t have to do any of that horrible wooing stuff…

Happy 4th of July!

- The Love Doctor

How to Get a Girl Back
Introduction
Okay, so she made a mistake and dumped you. It’s time to get her back. Your ex-girlfriend won’t stay gone for long once she realizes you are the best thing for her. But you need to keep your cool. Here’s how to get a girl back after a breakup:
Instructions
Difficulty: Moderate
Steps

Step One
Play it cool. Act like you are okay with her decision to leave. Don’t behave like a pathetic, blubbering mess of desperation. Be the person she wants to be with.

Step Two
Live your life. When she sees that the grass is greener on your side of the fence, she will want to return to you.

Step Three
Ignore her, but not completely. Don’t answer the phone on the first ring if she calls, and try to seem like you are busy if she suggests meeting. Don’t let on if you are moping around the house for her to love you again.

Step Four
See other people. Jealousy is a powerful emotion. Once she sees you with other girls, she may start feeling territorial.

Step Five
If you run into her at a party, act casual. Smile a lot (but don’t seem smug). Make her laugh. Remind her of the person she used to want to be with. Don’t act like an ex. Act like an old flame she never should have left.

Step Six
Woo her–that is, if the casual act isn’t speeding things along quickly and you’ve already made some headway. If you know she’s a sucker for romance, wait until the time is right and begin showering her with gifts and attention. Be creative, not clingy. Only begin Operation Woo Her Back once you have your foot in the door. Don’t go straight from violent breakup to guitar strumming outside her window.

Step Seven
Maintain contact with your mutual friends. That way, when she asks them, “How is doing?” they’ll be able to say, “Oh, he’s great. We hang out sometimes, and he’s tons of fun. Why did you ever leave him?” (link)